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I really do be having come backs but they be hitting too below the belt so I just

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I can’t explain why but I love this commercial so much
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I want a bond so tight that even on bad terms you come to me first….
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It’s mad windy today. trash is blowing everywhere so watch for your ex
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Don’t ask why my (D) so good during sex idk I got it on my birthday
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Fuck it’s cold outside, ladies better wear to panties so you don’t get chapped lips
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I had to stop being so understanding I was overlooking the disrespect
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Wish I lacked critical thinking skills y’all seem so happy
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Imma gorilla glue my dick inside you so you can never fuck another Nigga