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When your buddy is about to do something stupid, but you kind of want to see it
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I’m might be delusional but to the large few i mean something to, i love you too🫀
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If i ain’t text u back that’s your fault should of said something more interesting
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Y’all thought will smith slap was something, wait til i see this one bitch
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When life gives you lemons, give them lemons back. Bc Why was they free in the first place? Is something wrong with the lemons? Are they coming with a Long Island ice tea? Are the lemons haunted? Be suspicious of the lemons.
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Don’t Put me Last then call me First when you need something
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Fb keep notifying me about people’s birthday like I bake cakes or something May 7 2022
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I truly believe that Every single person has to go through something that absolutely destroys them so they really are. May 3 2022
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This man sent me an Apple Pay for lunch and said ‘go put something in your stomach until I can be in there’ I KNOW THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT! March 22 2022