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I hate being in the car with someone that drives fast reads text messages, eats and removes their hands from the steering wheel. If you was in the mood to die, you should’ve left me at home
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Next time you see someone who hasn’t filled out their DIY pride flag help them out by coloring it in for them
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Stop telling fathers they should have fought harder to see their children start asking mothers why he had to fight at all
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male bees die after mating that’s basically their life honey nut cereal
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Stop canceling trips because your friends can’t go leave their ass #All2021
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Libra: had a short attention span, always has a song stuck in their head, versatile taste in almost everything
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Entrepreneur teaching their kids the alphabet A is for
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When a person is mad with themselves or their situation they try to bring you down miserable people love company
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People think girls move out of their parents house so they can have boys over but this kind of freedom is why most girls move today own apartment