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When you’re scoring in life they tend to forget about your assists. They’re so focused on what you get, they miss what you gave March 18 2022
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Person at the left lane who’s like I’ll go with the speed limit. They can pass me if they want. Starter pack:
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People should clock in when they leave home, not when they get to work. The commute is not free time. March 17 2022
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I remember when girls used to cry when they get exposed… now it’s 4.99 a month
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Before you text that white woman back imagine yo kid in the future taking pics of you so they can say nigga on the internet
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Even when you stay out the way they still find a reason to
bring ya name up March 9 2022 -
Stop telling pretty woman they are pretty. they know Tell these ugly bitches they ugly. they the ones that’s confused
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Real men don’t check phones. They check your oil, washer fluids, transmission fluids, brakes, tire pressure, your gas gauge and shit like that
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Either I’m high or we skipped Easter March 4 2022