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Stop canceling trips cause your friends can’t go leave they ass at home
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Single women masturbate like this just so they can go to sleep at night
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When they tell you’ you can’t do anything unless you get vaccinated’ tell them but I identify as a vaccinated person problem fixed
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Welcome to adulthood you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store now
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Female say they like doggy style but! after 10 strokes y’all end up like this
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Not doing them how they did you is what’s keeping your blessings coming
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Support your people and stop waiting to see if they gonna make it first
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At this point they just making up festivals just to kick the baby off
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If u think you’re fucked up, just remember theres someone meeting ur ex right now thinking that they found someone special