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Ima summer this summer like I never summered before
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This is tough, but you gotta pick one
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Aliens watching earth like: “this season fire”
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Lookin at this woman that I prayed and asked god for. God ain’t heard nothin I said
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Me: “I don’t think any customers will come in this weather”
The customers: March 29 2022 -
Ok I grew up with the ketchup in the fridge. This has been a huge debate…. & I wanna know, where do you store yours???
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Me: I’m done arguing, this shit dead also me: actually matter of fact bitch
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Im a man bold enough to tell your BD, this my family now
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Things that are harder to get into than US capital building: this kind of packaging