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Do you remember when tinker bell would nearly die every time she didn’t get enough attention? That’s me now
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When did you realize Micheal Jackson was saying imma say it one mo time I’m not gon stop and not mamasay mamasah mumakusa
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Get you a woman that cooks those other girls are a waist of time
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When u and ur tinder date go to use the bathroom at the same time
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Being a girl is boring, I want to have to Niggas pregnant by me at the same time
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Eating bad for 30 years and expecting to heal in one day that’s not fair take yourself time healing is a process
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I told him to watch her while I got in the shower, whole time she watching his ass
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Damn Chris Bosh we owe you an apology it was dwayane Wade zesty ass the whole time
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That breakup hit different when you wasn’t even cheating this time