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Money cant buy happiness but im happiest when I can buy whatever I want
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Me when I realized the kids are probably headed home for a 24 day weekend
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Im like a mosquito except I dont stop sucking when you slap me
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This what I mean when I wanna watch with bae
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When they are fresh out of pigs feet
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When she stops bouncing on your dick and starts doing that grinding thing that only feels good to her
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When the toilet stall door doesnt have a lock
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When you thaw the chicken out in the sink
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Back when you didnt need a fat ass or big tattys to be BEAUTIFUL