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My wife or soon to be can’t be boring, Jump off the dresser & WWE some shit
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My wife or soon to be can’t be boring, Jump off the dresser & WWE this shit
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Had a Cap♑️ & I thought I got a wife nurse, pornstar & chef but nah just a headache
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My wife is probably in the club slamming her P🍑ssy On Da Floor Like Bags Of Ice
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I want a wife but I like talking my shit on Facebook IYKYK
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Everytime I THINK I got a wife from the stripclub God slap my neck with his sandal
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When i’m married, I hope my wife watches me mow the grass and thinks i’m hot.
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These broken men don’t need a gf or wife to hold them down. They need father figures, rehab, AA, & a therapist April 19 2022
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My wife: why are you pulling over? Me: hand me my phone My wife: We are on the freeway! Me: hand. me. My. PHONE!