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I will never tell a girl “ Get comfortable” again she took her wig off, make up and lashes now I’m stuck with this hardworking nigga
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Me adding with all due respect two a statement with zero respect
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I never wanot to sit at a dinner table with either of these mother fuckers
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Women with good P always tryna cut you off, first of all you might be pregnant, please give me until your next period
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I relate to fireworks because I’ve also been known to make a dramatic entrance get lit quickly have a blast command attention scare a few people end the night with a bang March 18 2022
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Person at the left lane who’s like I’ll go with the speed limit. They can pass me if they want. Starter pack:
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I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb
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I know who is with me. I know who is pretending. I know who is plotting.
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Make him fall in love with your vibe then sprinkle a lil
Coochie on him. March 13 2022