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When you single nobody wants you
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you know why kids don’t listen because their dads don’t listen either
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If you meet a girl that admits she’s wrong apologizes and changes her way dump her because that might be a man women don’t do that
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Remember in Mario kart when you thought you were in first place but then you realize you were looking at the wrong screen and actually crashing into walls
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I think it’s important to realize you can miss something but not want it back
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I can only show you real but I can’t make you appreciate it
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When you realize you gotta do this adult shit for the rest of your life
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What word do you use in place of fuck in front of the kids
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It’s time you get on a new level prepare yourself for a new devil