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If you’re ever accidentally touched one of these with your bare hands you are immune to the coronavirus
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Him I bet you give some amazing head me
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When you don’t like me but your friends do so I end up on your time line anyway
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A nigga can make a post like yo pussy ain’t good if yo nigga neva hit you then all the dumb bitches start sharing it like lmaooooo my nigga just beat my ass the other day
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Would you eat this…avocado sandwich
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Happiness depends on your attitude, not on what you have
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Congratulations you successfully made it to may
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Sometimes you have to get them pregnant so you don’t lose them
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When life puts you in a tough situation don’t say why me say try me