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For those of you who wonder what’s it like to need glasses/contacts
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You are going to be in such an amazing place financially and spiritually this year
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How old were you when you found out that owls have long legs
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When you FaceTime her and she trying to look cute without filters
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I brought you $20 worth of Lotto tickets I went ahead and scratched them for you
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ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about cover your pin mf you the thief
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If you fight in the war we’ll erase your criminal history
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Her: You better not cum
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Am I starting off on the right foot with you hoes?