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Health is about more than what you’re eating
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You’re not selfish for wanting the same energy you give
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You’re with your girl & she takes her socks off for the first time and her feet look like this wyd
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You’re always the bad guy when you return the energy
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Stop making me cut off my hoes if you’re not gonna be serious
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If you’re single just have patience your soulmate is almost done with those divorce papers
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You know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on
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When the choking went a bit too far but you’re happy she opened her eyes again
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Don’t hit my phone if you’re not trying to fall in love with me