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Don’t give me no cover at your house smelling like ass and lint balls
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I’m bored so I just put up pregnancy test in the bin at work to cause drama
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Whenever I hear random noises at night, I always look over at the dog to see his reaction if he ignores them then I know it’s safe don’t ask me why it’s just the way things
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The devil got you dancing naked in a red shadow lighting look at u auditioning for hell
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Woman turn on serial killer documentaries to relax at night TF
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The ultimate thanksgiving feast plate is in stock at dollar tree this for all my I don’t want my food touching folks
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I’m happy, hurting, and healing at the same time don’t ask me how
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If you can’t handle me at my worst that is literally my only setting so good luck
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These married folk sure be single asf at work