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I laughed at this as a child but this is literally how I deal with life now
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At my wedding I’m gonna say I can’t then run down the aisle & turn around & turn around & say sike I’m kidding come on bruh
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People don’t even say bless you anymore they just look at you like this
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Black history fact: Slaves used to ball up cornbread and throw it at the hound dogs to escape at night. that’s why they are called hush puppies’
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At this age Airbnb’s road trips and baecations is what I’m on now
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People start missing you when they fail at replacing you
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On God I’ll fight everybody at the American deli
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When u and ur tinder date go to use the bathroom at the same time
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My husband staring at me With love and me what dumb ass? wanna fight?