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I wish men could get pregnant it’s this one Nigga I wanna but I’m so bad! March 18 2022
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They’re telling the unjabbed to take the jab because the jab works 💉 And telling the jabbed to get a booster because the jab doesn’t work all while telling everyone that the unjabbed are putting the jabbed in danger by not getting a jab that didn’t protect the jabbed
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When you’re scoring in life they tend to forget about your assists. They’re so focused on what you get, they miss what you gave March 18 2022
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I relate to fireworks because I’ve also been known to make a dramatic entrance get lit quickly have a blast command attention scare a few people end the night with a bang March 18 2022
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If you don’t like me you should get tested. One of the symptoms of Covid is no taste March 17 2022
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People should clock in when they leave home, not when they get to work. The commute is not free time. March 17 2022
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My toxic trait is thinking I can get ready in 10 minutes when I have repeatedly proven I can not
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I remember when girls used to cry when they get exposed… now it’s 4.99 a month
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Why bills never go on sale like rent 50% off or buy 1light bill and get the gas bill free