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Dear, Apple y’all need to fix FaceTime. Nobody knows how to get back to the screen!
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As an “adult” I always forget that I can literally get in my car, buy a cake whenever I want and no one can stop me March 12 2022
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The “just get the shot’ and ‘this person beat jay-Z’ posts got me unfriending people
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When my wife get sleepy she think it’s time for both us
to go to bed March 12 2022 -
Me On my girl profile tryna get thirsty niggas to send money
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If my pockets ain’t right I get antisocial, mean, rude, unhorny, anxious, nervous and busy AF until I fix the shit.
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Be patient. Sometimes you have to go through the worst to get the best.
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Her: “my panties are really hard to get into!” Her panties:
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Bad kids when they finally get popped