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This how extra I’m gonna be when I get engaged
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I told my man I was sad so he sent me $1000 tomorrow Imma tell him I’m gonna kill myself
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I’m gonna tell my kids this is Forrest Gump and Lieutenant Dan
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My trust issues started when my mom said, come here, I’m not gonna hate you
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A real one gonna teach you something, invest in you, put you in to game
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Three ago I DM my crush telling her I’m gonna take her out on a date. Yesterday I asked her to marry me
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I woulda stayed in the ballsack if I knew life was gonna be like this
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I woulda stayed in the ballsack if I knew life was gonna be like this
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My future wife out here probably thinking no one’s gonna love her aww I’m coming my little munchkin don’t lose hope