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5 by 5 rule if it’s not gonna matter in 5 years don’t spend more than 5 minutes upset by it
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Me I’m gonna start eating more healthy
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IDGAF how racist this country gets I’m still gonna have sex with white girls
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How you gonna claim you like spooky shit then be mad when I ghost you
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Stop making me cut off my hoes if you’re not gonna be serious
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My wedding cake gonna be an edible and I’m not warning anybody
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So y’all gonna really keep coming on FB telling everything just write a statement already
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We really gonna have to pick between a Wi-Fi router and mini fridge
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Girl I swear I’m just gonna go and tell him I’m done with him