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never forgiving Zillow for allowing someone to purchase my dream home.. I was coming, damn
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Went to the mall to go Christmas shopping 93 at my account got Cinnabon & went home
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All jokes aside why Ketchup is refrigerate at home, but just out at restaurants
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All jokes aside why Ketchup is refrigerate at home, but just out at restaurants
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Why do 10 hours at home be like take 30mins But 10 hours at work be like 3 days
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I want my woman so happy to see me When I get home her šlips start wagging
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Woman go out looking perfect for the world but come home looking uglier then a mfer
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I want my woman so happy to see me When I get home her lips start wagging
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When she actually faithful loyal and all she do is work and go home
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I want my woman so happy to see me when I get home her wig start wagging
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Women want you to believe they something to look at but be at home looking uglier than a mfer
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Imagine working a 16hr shift to come home to a bum mass chick still laying around that didnāt cook
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I wonder If I shit on myself at work would they send me home
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Iām from an era where we didnāt even know our parents got their income tax money. They just came home one night with KFC
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Date a girl whoās classy but also grabs your dick when youāre out to let you know itās on when yāall get home March 26 2022