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I love to pop out occasionally but being home & ugly in peace is top tier Imao
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When she realizes that tall dude she went home with All Star weekend wasn’t an actual NBA player.
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Have a purse at home you no longer use? Fill it with snack, sanitary and hygiene products. Next time you see a homeless woman, give it to her.
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My girl sent me this pic earlier. So I said “okay boo I see you, I’ll be home in just a bit!! she says ”no dummy your daughters two bottom teeth are finally coming in”
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Date a girl who’s classy but also grabs your dick when you’re out to let you know it’s on when ya’ll get home
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Just hold on I’m coming home
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Just hold on I’m coming home
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My mom I want you home in 10 minutes me in another city
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Stop canceling trips cause your friends can’t go leave they ass at home