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For me, being “chill” is getting to the airport three hours before take off so l can sit in a restaurant directly across from my gate and be anxious about missing my flight from there.
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How girls be when u taking they panties off
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If they ain’t giving u the same energy back turn the power off on em..
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I will never tell a girl “ Get comfortable” again she took her wig off, make up and lashes now I’m stuck with this hardworking nigga
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Women with good P always tryna cut you off, first of all you might be pregnant, please give me until your next period
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Bitchs be off their 60 secs tryna fuck sit your medium rare ass down
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Why bills never go on sale like rent 50% off or buy 1light bill and get the gas bill free
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Let it go. Change the channel. Turn it off. Unsubscribe. Unfriend. Unfollow. Mute. Block. Walk away. Breathe.
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If your pussy never snatched a condom off stop saying your shit good