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I got to stay the fuck off indeed, I got an interview to be a pastor in the morning
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People who try to impress a Libra by showing off what they’ve acquired fail woefully. Firstly, this puts them off. Secondly, a Libra is the quintessential ride or die partner, They’re with you because of who you are and how you make them feel, not for what you have.
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Reading cooking instructions off the bag i just threw out
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Idc who had her nor who want her I’m not coming up off her
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I need to get the fuck out of this house and out of my own fucking head and get my mind off all this fucking shit before I fucking lose it
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My moms took all my electronic devices away last week so I had to jack off to these ceiling tiddies fml
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I have a nightlight in my room so the boogeyman can watch me jerk off. I ain’t afraid of no ghosts
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People always ask why I smell good that’s what loyalty smell like
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When he taking his clothes off and he stop to put his pistol on the dresser