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A passport is a requirement in this relationship you not bout to Miami and Atlanta me to death
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This year has been a disaster but at least I didn’t have a kid with my ex
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Let this be the last year you tolerate unsupportive friends, family & fake love
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You know you about to have a real fun time if she answers the door like this
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Leaving this mf on the charger till it’s on 100
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People who try to impress a Libra by showing off what they’ve acquired fail woefully. Firstly, this puts them off. Secondly, a Libra is the quintessential ride or die partner, They’re with you because of who you are and how you make them feel, not for what you have.
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This how you record a video when they pointing all them guns at you
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When I tell people I’m from the Bronx this is what they imagine
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Fuck kissing under the mistletoe… come kiss this cameltoe