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Him: if I give this dick your not gonna act crazy Her: *after dick*
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My girl sent me this pic earlier. So I said “okay boo I see you, I’ll be home in just a bit!! she says ”no dummy your daughters two bottom teeth are finally coming in”
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I need to get the fuck out of this house and out of my own fucking head and get my mind off all this fucking shit before I fucking lose it
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Yo y’all gotta stop with these toon Filters
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I wish me could get pregnant it’s this one nigga I wanna nut in so bad
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The ultimate thanksgiving feast plate is in stock at dollar tree this for all my I don’t want my food touching folks
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Girls spend 12k for a new body just to look like this
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Idk who needs to hear this but here goes… throw all them old ass sauce packets out that’s in that drawer in the kitchen. them mfs old as hell
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I laughed at this as a child but this is literally how I deal with life now