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I’m about to go door to door with organic produce, Vitamin D, B12, Zinc and a pocket constitution
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My asshole looking at me after I wiped it with the toilet paper from work
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Me doing pointless things just to avoid social interaction with people

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You are being presented with two choices evolve or repeat
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It is not a loss if you lost someone who didn’t give a fuck about you be calm be collected it is better to be alone than with someone who doesn’t appreciate you

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Your secret always safe with me because I don’t give a fuck
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And this is why I don’t fuck with alcoholics
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Chilling at the cabin with the love of my life while my wife bleeds out from the Bear trap a lured her into
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While I’m thinking about my life there is this guy who is towing his Lamborghini with another Lamborghini