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I don’t need to be wined and wined I just want you to build pillow forts with me while we talk about weird shit
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Be the woman willing to build an empire with her man. Don’t be the girl searching for a man with an empire
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Food on ubereats with delivery fee and Tip
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When a person is mad with themselves or their situation they try to bring you down miserable people love company
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To the window to the wall to my comfy bed I crawl don’t nee to hang out with y’all ahhh sleep sleep sleep
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A wifey isn’t a girl who smokes with you & has sex with you whenever
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Please be straight up with me even if you think it’ll hurt my feelings I rather know than overthink literally everything
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Dear extra woke black folks, We know the independence day isn’t for us and we aren’t celebrating it. we’re celebrating that we get a day off or two off from work some with pay, we get to BBQ, get drunk & blow shit up RE-LAX Go get you a plate, take a shot, light a sparkler
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How I have to scroll through my timeline with all y’all nasty sinners and your sexual post