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The awkward moment when the lights go out and your Mario keychain has a glow in the dark arm
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Y’all probably didn’t know this, but this tiny lil pocket on your jeans is for your Percocet
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When you lose your power steering
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It kills me when people who bring nothing to your life act so entitled
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If your my real friend bring up one memory of us that you’ll never forget
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Your secret always safe with me because I don’t give a fuck
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When I say let me see your nails this what I mean
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When your going 80 in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream
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Everyone this how you read your tire size