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Door dick: boyfriend not buying you food or bringing you dick? Introducing doordick! I show up to your door 30 mins
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I don’t know who needs to see this but your laundry needs to be put in the dryer
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Bruh, you cannot get mad at your partner for expressing what upsets them even if it isn’t deep to you it may be a serious matter to them genuine consideration is the key
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You can literally feel when it’s time to move into your life next chapter
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Fuck your zodiac signs what piece you picking
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When you shoot your shot and she never opens the message
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When you Bragged About being flexible and now you being suffocated by your own stomach
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How I have to scroll through my timeline with all y’all nasty sinners and your sexual post
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Picture me downplaying my Dopeness to soothe your insecurities