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Apparently if you recognize this pic you’re either close to 40 or over 40. Is this true? Cuz I’ve never seen this
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I love those friends that get angrier about the situation you’re in then you do.
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I love those friends that get angrier about situations you’re in then you do
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Just because I find you attractive doesn’t mean I like you, you’re appealing to my eyes not my heart or mind it is not that deep
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My disrespect hit different when I feel like you’re playing with my intelligence
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Toxic: if you’re not for me you’re not for anyone
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Every once in a while someone amazing comes into your life and here I am. you’re welcome
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When you’re jealous girlfriend buy you underwear for Christmas
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It’s not that they don’t like what you’re doing they don’t like that it’s you doing it
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It’s not that they don’t like what you’re doing they don’t like that it’s you doing it
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It’s not the person you miss you’re just tired of taking a loss over and over
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7.5 billion people in the world and you let the opinion of one stop your good energy? You’re better than that.
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When you’re using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls
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If u think you’re fucked up, just remember theres someone meeting ur ex right now thinking that they found someone special
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You’re the dj at a house party back in the day,