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When you’re using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls
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If u think you’re fucked up, just remember theres someone meeting ur ex right now thinking that they found someone special
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You’re the dj at a house party back in the day,
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You can’t cheat on a girl that knows about psychology you’ll cheat on her and she’ll tell you it’s because your mother never loved you as a child and you fear of abandonment makes you ruin things now you’re depressed
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Being spiritual doesn’t mean you’re always positive, it mean you have awareness, fuck outta my face while I balance these energies
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When he says he’s busy and he actually is, but you’re still petty about it because you want attention
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Raise your hand if you’re tired of this covid shit
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When you’re a priority to him, you’ll know. Until then, act accordingly
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Just try looking at your shoes the same way ever again you’re welcome