Month: September 2017
LA LA LAND!
when the picture you asked them to delete ends up on their instagram
scientist have discover caterpillar that looks like Donald trump’s hair
my parents called me liar I looked at them in them in the eyes and said "Santa,easter bunny, toothfairy’ and walked away like a boss
with the first overall pick, my deepest condolences you’ve been drafted by the browns
when you said 2016 was gonna be ur year but three mouths in your life already shambles
I look both ways before crossing a one way street that’s how little faith I have left in humanity
I think weekends are made in china they don’t last long
you’re fat don’t sugarcoat it cause you’ll eat that too
what’s the first song you’re playing on these speakers
‘every man cheats says Amber rose, but ‘If he loves you enough, you’ll never find out"