January 2022 - Imperial Crown Entertainment

This is what happens with kids grow up and get adult money now

If you snore loud asf just let me go to sleep first fr cus ion even play like that

Made my husband dinner after our argument since he wants to act like a child

When he’s making you taste your musty Coochie first and you got a pretend like it tastes like it pink starburst so you can get head

them unofficial Situationship hit harder than the actual relationship

Him: you don’t need lashes you pretty w/o them Me: I’m gone die in these human minks

14 days of valentines starts tomorrow, if he don’t start by paying your rent on the 1st pack him tf up

Hustlers don’t complain we figured it out

Being sneaky behind a good person back will always catch up to you remember that

Remember this holiday season if someone buys you a $30 gift and they get paid approx $10/hr, they paid about three hours of their life to get you that gift

True love is loving all sides of your partner so personality

She more happier to put new bedding on her bed, get in her pjs, and watch TV, then she is to go out

Oh god I’m gonna crumb

When you finally learn that a person’s behavior has more to do with their own internal struggle than it ever did with you you learn grace

My ex is somewhere out there telling someone I’m crazy I’m out here proving it